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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maggie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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