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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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