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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Princess eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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