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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sparky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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