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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rufus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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