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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Snort eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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