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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daisy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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