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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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