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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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