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Pet death
My
aunt
Fannie
had their beloved pet
guinea pig 🇬🇳
Miss
Snuffles
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a pufferfish 🐡
a cheetah 😺
a venomous snake 🐍
an elephant 🐘
a warthog 🐗
a tiger 🐯
a rhinoceros 🦏
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a lion 🦁
a hippo 🦛
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