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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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