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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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