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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Weasley eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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