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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Worf eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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