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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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