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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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