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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Peanut eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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