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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Murphy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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