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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Teddy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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