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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Molly eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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