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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Kirk eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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