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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Worf eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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