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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rex eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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