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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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