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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Stella eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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