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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Yoda eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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