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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rufus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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