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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Loki eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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