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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tilly eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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