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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Weasley eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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