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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bob eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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