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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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