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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pebbles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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