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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ginger eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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