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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pepper eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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