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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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