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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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