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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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