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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Zeus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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