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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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