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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Murphy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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