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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Thor eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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