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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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