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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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