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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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