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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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