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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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