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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Alfie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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