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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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