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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rex eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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